get some toms

toms give kids around the world shoes, converse kills kids in sweatshops(not really)

buy a gopher

gophers spread butter on toast

welcome to the blog parade

welcome chs kids, children of the corn tortilla, and others

make a blog

make your own blog at blogger.com or ill eat you family

sparkey the wonder log

he can roll over and play dead and turn into a coffee table